Finally—A Notepad as Done With This Sh*t As You Are
Tired of bottling up your frustrations? Let this sass-loaded Sasquatch pad do the talking for you. Pre-printed with Bigfoot’s most iconic WTF moments, it’s the passive-aggressive office weapon you’ve been waiting for.
Bigfoot’s Greatest Hits:
🤬 "This is bullshit."
(Arms-crossed Bigfoot judging your life choices)
😤 "What. The. Fuck."
(Sasquatch in full "I demand to speak to the manager" pose)
🙄 "Oh, for fuck’s sake."
(Facepalm Bigfoot—for extra "why me" moments)
🤷 "Even Bigfoot thinks this sucks."
(Disappointed Sasquatch dropping all hope)
Why You Need This:
✔ Stress Relief On Demand – Slap these on bad memos, lazy roommates’ doors, or your own forehead
✔ Instant Office Legend – Be the hero your workplace doesn’t deserve
✔ 50 Sheets of Pure Sass – Enough for at least one Monday
Specs:
📏 Size: 3×3 inches (fits on souls and staplers)
📝 Material: Sticky-as-your-situation paper
🎁 Includes: 1 pad of Bigfoot-approved truth bombs
🔥 "Finally—A Notepad That Matches Your Darkest Thoughts."
👉 Stick It to The Man Today!
"Not responsible for sudden office fame (or firings)." 🌲🖕