Meet the dinosaur that went extinct for being too scandalous!
Our winged Dickasaurus Rex is the ultimate conversation starter - a 3D-printed masterpiece that proves some creatures shouldn't have evolved. Perfect for when regular dinosaur decor just isn't naughty enough!
Why You Need These:
đ„ Jurassic Junk - The most anatomically creative dino you'll ever own
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High-Quality 3D Prints - Durable, detailed & delightfully obscene
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Instant Conversation Starters - Office desk? Garden? Everywhere’s more fun now.
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Perfect Gag Gifts - Bachelor parties, White Elephant, or "because you’re an adult"
SPECS:
- Premium 3D-Printed Quality:
- 3 Size Options - Because some like it small, medium, or oh my!
â Small (4.5") - Subtle enough for your desk (but still NSFW)
â Medium (5.5") - The Goldilocks "just right" size
â Large (7") - For those who like their humor life-sized
"I didn't know I needed a phallic dinosaur until today..."
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