These white waffle microfiber towels feature vintage-inspired housewives delivering modern sarcasm, from “Domestic? Never heard of her” to “Wine first, chores later.”
Made from high-quality waffle-weave microfiber, these towels are super absorbent & soft, quick-drying — perfect for dishes, hands, or just hanging around as the star of your kitchen decor. Design is printed on by sublimation. Highly functional towels vs traditional tea towels.
Whether you’re gifting to your favorite snarky friend, your mom who’s done pretending, or yourself (because self-care sometimes means sass), these towels bring humor and retro charm to every mess.
6 designs in the listing to choose from :
- Grab Your Balls It's Canning Season
- My Cat and I Talk Sh*t About You
- It's Baked! Just like me.
- Your Opinion is Not Part of the Recipe
- Sure, I'll Just Cook for All You Assholes
- This Drink Tastes Like Everyone Can Make Their Own
Details
- Size: 40*60cm/16"×24“
- Material: Premium white waffle microfiber
- Print: Retro 1950s housewives with sarcastic quotes