Finally, pens that say what you're actually thinking during a 12-hour shift. This 10-pack of snarky, inappropriate genius is engraved with every thought you've ever had but couldn't say out loud—because after a full moon and a pulled Foley, "How can I help you?" just isn't gonna cut it. 🩺💀
Every shift has its sayings—now they're on your pen. This set captures the full spectrum of nursing humor with all the essential phrases:
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It Seems Quiet Tonight
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Fuck, It's A Full Moon
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New Admit Coming In
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They Pulled Out The Foley
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Your Patient Has C-Diff
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It's Your Turn To Float
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But But... I Googled It
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Best Fucking Nurse Ever
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Relax, I've Seen Smaller
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There Was A Call Out
Clickable, stylus-tipped, and ready for action. Each pen writes beautifully in black ink with a smooth 1mm nib, plus a built-in stylus for all your tablet and phone charting needs. Perfect for the nurse's station, pocket, or as the ultimate gag gift for your favorite healthcare hero. Because the best nurses have the darkest humor—and now they have the pens to match.
✨ SPECIFICATIONS ✨
- Size: 14.5 × 1 cm
- Nib: 1 mm
- Ink Colour: Black
- Quantity: 10 pens (all 10 sayings included)
- 🎁 What's Included: 1 x Set of 10 Snarky Nurse Pens
Because the only thing sharper than a nurse's skills is their sense of humor. Grab a set for yourself or the most deserving nurse you know—and let the charting begin. 🖊️😈